pilot joke
 

Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots' uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the ****pit. The plane starts barreling down the runway, and the passengers begin to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip nears. With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the ****pit, the pilots high five.

"You know," says one pilot to the other, "one day their gonna scream too late, and we're gonna die." :D