But on a lighter note...
Our office manager and I were talking this afternoon and she said the word 'boob' (as in mammary gland) and I remarked that she shouldn't be saying anything to me that she couldn't say to a priest. Then she said that she's said 'Peener' (Male sexual organ located in lower abdominal area) to her minister. I was kinda shocked.
The story was that her son was FINALLY getting potty trained and while he was tinkling...she heard the toiled seat slam down and him scream.
Yes...it was purple and flat
He was walking funny in church and the minister asked him if he was O.K. The minister asked him if he had a boo-boo and he said no and asked the minister if he would like to see his peener!
That had to be one of the funnier/painful stories I've heard in a while.