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Originally Posted by Mikey
Nice thread. Although most of my jokes are not as clean as others.
Who here likes Bob and Tom?  HILARIOUS, if you've never heard of them, Check them out.
Here is a joke section on their website. http://www.bobandtom.com/gen3/jokes1.htm Umm.. some are clean and some are not.  |
There are some awesome jokes on there!
This one is my favorite. I've heard it so many times but each time is just as funny as the 1st! :agree:
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, " Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping a man came up to him and said, " Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout counter he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his " barracks door". He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, " When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?" The lady ( naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, " No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffle bags."