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Old January 13th 2007, 17:49
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THE WHALES

A male whale and his mate were swimming around in the ocean, when all of
a sudden, the male whale catches sight of a whaling vessel in the
distance.

He takes a closer look, and recognizes it as the ship that harpooned his
parents many years ago. So, he turns to his girlfriend and tells her that
he wants to avenge the death of his parents.

She hesitates, knowing that they could become the next victims of the
vessel, but he reassures her and tells her that he has been planning this
all of his life, and he swims over and whispers the plan to her.

So, she agrees and they swim up under one side of the boat, and they both
start blowing air through their blow holes. The boat starts to rock
back-and-forth, and the sailors on the ship are scrambling all over the
deck.

Finally the boat tips over, and the sailors are scattered through the
ocean. The male whale is delighted and starts to gobble up the sailors,
but the female whale starts to swim away.....

So the male whale swims over to her, and asks her what is wrong. She
huffs and puffs and says, "I agreed to the blow job, but there is no
way I'm going to swallow seamen."
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