[BeetleWarrior]

THE ZOO

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the
zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless
with straps.

As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large
gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on
with one hand (and two feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the
free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the
poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom,
and play along.

She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars
down.

Now try lifting your dress up your thighs. This drives the gorilla
absolutely crazy.

Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the
cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell him you have a
headache".