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DOCTOR’S VISIT

Sarah had her mother staying with her in town to get some various
physical checkups. Her mom had bad eyesight so Sarah volunteered to
drive her to the doctors offices.

Tuesday was her appointment with the Gynecologist so she went into
Sarah's bathroom to take a shower. She got out, toweled off and
noticed in Sarah's medicine cabinet a can of feminine deodorant spray.
She'd never used such a thing but thought that she'd try it since she'd
be spread eagle on the examining table and was a little self conscious
about possible odor. She gave herself a couple of puffs and got dressed.

When she had her feet in the stirrups and the doctor had positioned
himself appropriately, he chuckled and said, "my, my, Mrs Friedman,
aren't we all prettied up today?"

Naturally, Sarah's mother was mortified, could not speak a word and
hurried out of the office when the appointment was over.
She was still beet red when she and Sarah arrived back home, and Sarah
finally asked what was the matter.
Mom said "Oh honey, I'm just so embarrassed" and related the doctor's
comment. "I don't know what he must have thought....all I had done was
use a little of your feminine deodorant spray!"

"But Mom, I don't have any feminine deodorant spray" said Sarah.
"Oh yes you do, dear, come and see", said her mom and lead her into the
bathroom, opened the cabinet and lifted out the infamous spray bottle.
"Oh, no Mom!" Sarah exclaimed. "You weren't wearing your glasses, were
you? That's HAIR SPRAY with GLITTER!"