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Old September 19th 2006, 01:02
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LETTER 1:

Dear God,
This is your friend Stephen. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Stephen.


Stephen knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.

LETTER 2:

Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.
Your friend,
Stephen.

Stephen knew he could not send this letter to God either. He was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church.

His mother thought her plan had worked because Stephen looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.

Stephen walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church,down the street, into his house, and up to his room.

He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.He began to write his letter to God.

LETTER 3:

I'VE GOT YOUR MUM.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE F*****ING BIKE.
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