Seniors Halloween:
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time
decided to
dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped
naked and
tied a lemon between her legs. When she came out, the old man cried, "You
can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked
with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, you're going out like that?" and he replies,
"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a ****-tator.
