A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of
first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers,
one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green...........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, It's what
your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and
yelled: "Oh My
God!!!! They're assholes!!"
