Joke Thread.

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Health plan


A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local
hospital. During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male
patient was masturbating.
>>>"Oh my GOD!" said the woman. "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing that?"
>>>"The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am sorry, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he will die within minutes." "Oh, that's terrible," said the woman.
>>>In the very next room they could see that a female nurse was performing
oral sex on a different male patient. OH my GOD!" said the woman, "How can that be justified?"

>>>The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."