Joke Thread.

[chug_A_bug]

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super
hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.

"Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?"

"Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in
Comicbookland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman.

"I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don't really
want to take advant age of her."

"Damn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove
off.

Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the
Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down.

"Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor,
who's the best babe in Comicbookland?"

"Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is far and away the
best lay in Comicbookland, why don't you try her?"

"Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she
had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration.

Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw
Wonder Woman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs
apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. He thought to hims elf,
"I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before
she even knows I'm here."

So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone.

Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the
hell was that??" she exclaimed.

"I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "but my *** is
killing me."

[Yellow69]

^^ hehe

An oldie but goodie!
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[zeroaxe]

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