Joke Thread.

[chug_A_bug]

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from
any woman.Many females use a date rape drug on the market called
"Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere.
It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer
is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs
only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply
ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After
several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with
horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of
their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women
administering it, there are male support groups where you can
discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly
victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up
Golf Courses" in the phone book.

[Yellow69]

This letter was sent to the principal's office after an
elementary school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old
lady had received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize, and was
writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all human kind.


Dear Faculty and Students,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent
senior citizens' luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at an assisted
home for the aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone
now and it's nice to know someone is thinking of me. God bless you
for your kindness to an old forgotten lady. My roommate is 95 and
always had her own radio. Before I received this one, she would never

let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day, her
radio fell off the night stand and broke into a lot of little pieces
It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to
mine, and I said "eff" you.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,
Agnes

[chug_A_bug]

oh that's good